En av mina favoritfritidssysslor är att leta douchebags på Twitter. Och visst håller tippade favoriter som Spencer Pratt och Kenny Powers rätt hög klass, men The Fat Jew från Team Facelift klår dem båda rätt rejält och är, tills jag blir motbevisad, Twitters största douche. Titta bara på dessa, förhållandevis barntillåtna, inlägg:
"This elderly man i saw looking at porn in the Apple store is a goddamn legend, i wish he was my dad"
"Finding a cheap epic burrito in Manhattan is difficult like trying to masturbate in an airplane bathroom during turbulance"
"Awkward thanksgiving moment: my drunk uncle just told my brothers fiancee to "spin around and show us what this family's getting" WOW"
"Ladies, sex with me is like a Steven Seagal movie, it's pretty short and you end up laughing even though it's not supposed to be comedy"
"Gay test- if you see a photo of a woman with big tits and an amputated hand and don't notice her gimp hand for a full minute, you're not gay"
"If I had a daughter I'd seriously be willing to sell her into sex slavery in Eastern Europe for a Chick-Fil-A sandwich right now"
"If you squint your eyes, Jon Bon Jovi looks like a MILF"
HAHA!
